5 Ways to Instantly Make Friends

Surely at least a few of our readers struggle to make friends. That’s why we here at Polisauce have compiled five ways to instantly make friends! 

  1. Do not talk to them. Period.

When you don’t talk, this creates an awkward silence that the other person immediately feels the need to fill. 

  1. Never blink when looking at them.

Blinking makes you appear weak – tough it out. Don’t blink! This will make people admire your determination. Everyone loves a strong, determined person!

  1. Never smile at them.

Never smile if you can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When you smile at someone, all they see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. 

  1. Never be the first to break a handshake.

This is a power move – not breaking the handshake will make you the superior one in the mind of the other person. They will then feel inferior, instantly making them want to become friends with you!

  1. Look directly into the other person’s eyes, and never break a stare. 

This is much like number four. Not breaking off a stare will make them feel inferior, but you must stay strong. If you accidentally do break the stare, even for a split second, you will not succeed.

And there you have it, 5 ways to instantly make friends!

2 thoughts on “5 Ways to Instantly Make Friends

  1. This is pretty funny, and awesome LOL! Imma try this! Cuzzzz I need some new friends and I always make it awkward lol! Love y’all’s page!

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